Take sitting to the next level with Chair Pants! Chair Pants attach easily to any existing pants. A rigid, yet supple polypropylene cup gently cradles your behind. Sturdy carbon fiber rods support up to 1000 pounds (454 kilograms). To activate your Chair Pants simply make a sitting motion. Stand up and the Chair Pants legs fold neatly away. A patented rod hinge allows the Chair Pants legs to hang down when not in use.
Available in sizes s, m, l.
Height: (S) 73 cm
Width: (S) 43 cm
Depth: (S) 25 cm
Weight: (S) 825 grams
Disclaimer Chair Pants are fictitious. If you could order Chair Pants you would have to agree to assume all responsibility for use of this product. The Weak Shop would assume no liability for the use or misuse of Chair Pants. But this is all a moot point, since Chair Pants don’t exist. Our development team is weak, because they haven’t been drinking enough milk.
Warranty You cannot purchase Chair Pants. If you could, we cannot guarantee that the Chair Pants you purchase would last beyond two minutes. This is because our factory workers would most likely feel weaker than normal during the manufacturing process, probably due to the fact that they don’t drink enough milk. Lapses in product quality would be very likely.
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