Make hiking a joy again! When your energy is low the last thing you want to do is wear a backpack. But the Float Pack is different. Load whatever you want to carry inside the sturdy ballistic nylon pack. Then inflate the top portion with helium - available at many novelty shops. The patented Helium Cell will take the weight off of your back, making you feel lighter and more energetic. The Float Pack is the backpack that practically carries itself!
Helium Cell Diameter: 1.4 meters
Ballistic nylon pack: 12 liter capacity
Disclaimer Float Packs are fictitious. If you could order a Float Pack you would have to agree to assume all responsibility for use of this product. The Weak Shop would assume no liability for the use or misuse of the Float Pack. But this is all a moot point, since Float Packs don’t exist. Our development team is weak, because they haven’t been drinking enough milk.
Warranty You cannot purchase a Float Pack. If you could, we cannot guarantee that the Float Pack you purchase would last beyond two minutes. This is because our factory workers would most likely feel weaker than normal during the manufacturing process, probably due to the fact that they don’t drink enough milk. Lapses in product quality would be very likely.
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