Getting food to your mouth can be hard work.But not with the Food Lift! Simply place your favourite food in the convenient food hopper, turn it on and let the Food Lift do the rest. Now you can enjoy all the foods you love without the chore of using a knife and fork. The Food Lift works with burgers, pizza, lasagna, corn, chicken wings, fish sticks, salad and so much more. Plus the Food Lift is also simple to clean. You can take it apart in seconds, rinse it out with warm soapy water and reassemble it in seconds. It’s that easy! Order your Food Lift online and we’ll include the Super Bib absolutely free. What a deal!
Height: 28 cm
Length: 36 cm
Width: 12 cm
Speed: 40 to 300 rpm
Disclaimer Food Lifts are fictitious. If you could order a Food Lift you would have to agree to assume all responsibility for use of this product. The Weak Shop would assume no liability for the use or misuse of the Food Lift. But this is all a moot point, since Food Lifts don’t exist. Our development team is weak, because they haven’t been drinking enough milk.
Warranty You cannot purchase a Food Lift. If you could, we cannot guarantee that the Food Lift you purchase would last beyond two minutes. This is because our factory workers would most likely feel weaker than normal during the manufacturing process, probably due to the fact that they don’t drink enough milk. Lapses in product quality would be very likely.
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