If you're feeling a little weaker than normal,the Freedom Strider makes walking effortless. The oversize omni-directional wheels – that means they turn in any direction – allow you to go almost anywhere. Across a parking lot. Down the sidewalk. Through a baseball diamond. You name it, you have the freedom to go there with the Freedom Strider! The patented Ultra Glide suspension ensures your comfort and makes walking a pleasure. Plus you don't have to leave any modern conveniences behind. The Freedom Strider includes a cup holder, cell phone dock and an iPod dock. Order a Freedom Strider now and carry on without carrying your own weight!
Width: 117 cm
Length: 117 cm
Height: 95 cm
Weight: 6.25 kilograms
Disclaimer Freedom Striders are fictitious. If you could order a Freedom Strider you would have to agree to assume all responsibility for use of this product. The Weak Shop would assume no liability for the use or misuse of the Freedom Strider. But this is all a moot point, since Freedom Striders don’t exist. Our development team is weak, because they haven’t been drinking enough milk.
Warranty You cannot purchase a Freedom Strider. If you could, we cannot guarantee that the Freedom Strider you purchase would last beyond two minutes. This is because our factory workers would most likely feel weaker than normal during the manufacturing process, probably due to the fact that they don’t drink enough milk. Lapses in product quality would be very likely.
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