Disclaimer Long Arm Tennis Racquets are fictitious. If you could order a Long Arm Tennis Racquet you would have to agree to assume all responsibility for use of this product. The Weak Shop would assume no liability for the use or misuse of the Long Arm Tennis Racquet. But this is all a moot point, since Long Arm Tennis Racquets don’t exist. Our development team is weak, because they haven’t been drinking enough milk.

Warranty You cannot purchase a Long Arm Tennis Racquet. If you could, we cannot guarantee that the Long Arm Tennis Racquet you purchase would last beyond two minutes. This is because our factory workers would most likely feel weaker than normal during the manufacturing process, probably due to the fact that they don’t drink enough milk. Lapses in product quality would be very likely.