Feeling too weak to hold your head up straight?Hold your head high again with the Support Hat! The Support Hat uses space age elastic fibers to give your head the lift it needs. Simply attach the patented Ultra Elastic bungee cord suction cups to any nearby flat surface - such as walls, windows or the ceiling. Then let the Support Hat do the rest! Look energetic and alert without feeling energetic and alert. The Support Hat comes in five designer colours. Collect all five! And with our adjustable cap, one size fits all.
Each 40 cm Support Hat Ultra Elastic cord stretches up to 4 times its length. Each Support Hat suction cup holds up to 7 kilograms.
Disclaimer Support Hats are fictitious. If you could order a Support Hat you would have to agree to assume all responsibility for use of this product. The Weak Shop would assume no liability for the use or misuse of the Support Hat. But this is all a moot point, since Support Hats don’t exist. Our development team is weak, because they haven’t been drinking enough milk.
Warranty You cannot purchase a Support Hat. If you could, we cannot guarantee that the Support Hat you purchase would last beyond two minutes. This is because our factory workers would most likely feel weaker than normal during the manufacturing process, probably due to the fact that they don’t drink enough milk. Lapses in product quality would be very likely.
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