Other Links

Tiny Talker
Tiny Talker

Sometimes you don’t have the energy to carry on a conversation.Lucky for you there's the Tiny Talker. Each Tiny Talker comes loaded with six pre-recorded snippets of conversation. So while you're catching your breath, the Tiny Talker makes small talk for you – at the press of a button! It’s perfect for conversations on almost any topic. The weather. Sports. Books. Movies. The good old days. The Tiny Talker even works when the conversation turns to politics. Get yours today! Batteries included.

Length: 7.5 cm
Width: 5 cm
Depth: 1.8 cm

Try Now Add To Cart

Disclaimer Tiny Talkers are fictitious. If you could order a Tiny Talker you would have to agree to assume all responsibility for use of this product. The Weak Shop would assume no liability for the use or misuse of the Tiny Talker. But this is all a moot point, since Tiny Talkers don’t exist. Our development team is weak, because they haven’t been drinking enough milk.

Warranty You cannot purchase a Tiny Talker. If you could, we cannot guarantee that the Tiny Talker you purchase would last beyond two minutes. This is because our factory workers would most likely feel weaker than normal during the manufacturing process, probably due to the fact that they don’t drink enough milk. Lapses in product quality would be very likely.

You May Also Like
Food Treadmill Hat Walker

Sponsor

Follow Us

Close
Oops!

The product you ordered is not available at this time. We're not sure whether it's discontinued, out of stock or sold out. Our warehouse workers were feeling too weak to restock or take proper inventory, probably because they haven't been drinking enough milk. We're sorry for this inconvenience. If you'd like to be advised when this product becomes available please send us your email address.


Thank You!

We'll let you know when the product becomes available.

Close
Close

DOWNLOAD INSTRUCTIONS

Download the Giant Cursor for Mac only. Sorry PC users.

  1. Operating System must be 10.5+
  2. Double click on the zip file
  3. Double click on the Giant Cursor icon
  4. Your Giant Cursor will open
  5. To adjust settings, go to the top menu bar and click on the Weak Shop logo
  6. Play with your Giant Cursor
  7. To quit, go to the top menu bar and click on The Weak Shop logo
  8. Click Quit