Some days you only have a certain amount of energy. You can take a shower but after drying yourself off you might be too tired to get dressed. What can you do? You can’t go to school or work naked. Have no fear. Get yourself some Towel Clothes! These thick, absorbent clothes dry your body as you get dressed. And the neat tailoring and fashionable designs are perfect for home, school or the office. Choose from Tropical, Beachy Keen and Snappy. Please specify s, m, or l
Made from 100% cotton. Machine washable. Follow the care instructions on the label.
Disclaimer Towel Clothes are fictitious. If you could order Towel Clothes you would have to agree to assume all responsibility for use of this product. The Weak Shop would assume no liability for the use or misuse of Towel Clothes. But this is all a moot point, since Towel Clothes don’t exist. Our development team is weak, because they haven’t been drinking enough milk.
Warranty You cannot purchase Towel Clothes. If you could, we cannot guarantee that the Towel Clothes you purchase would last beyond two minutes. This is because our factory workers would most likely feel weaker than normal during the manufacturing process, probably due to the fact that they don’t drink enough milk. Lapses in product quality would be very likely.
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